Bill Gates, The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

The Pope
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George Bush, Objectivists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans, Steve Jobs
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bernie Madoff, Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Rednecks, Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Hipsters
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell